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William visits Marty \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SpellingErrorV2Themed SCXW99644285 BCX8\"\u003eBlowman\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW99644285 BCX8\"\u003e, the erratic HGH swilling millionaire turned cowboy, who reveals a little too much of his insecurities.  Meanwhile, we see Orson violates his Mormon oath in Mexico, seeks \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW99644285 BCX8\"\u003eredemption\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW99644285 BCX8\"\u003e and finds his wife at home baking pie for a concerning visitor. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-ccp-props='{\"201341983\":0,\"335559739\":0,\"335559740\":240}' class=\"EOP SCXW99644285 BCX8\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA brutal satire that reflects on our current political nightmare. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOngoing series.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eFor more information, visit the official website: \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"https:\/\/www.absurdventures.com\/americancaper\" href=\"https:\/\/www.absurdventures.com\/americancaper\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ehttps:\/\/www.absurdventures.com\/americancaper\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003ca data-auth=\"NotApplicable\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/www.absurdventures.com\/americancaper\" data-linkindex=\"0\" title=\"http:\/\/www.absurdventures.com\/abetterparadise\/book\" id=\"LPlnk175290\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Absurd Ventures Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52736420184337,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0862\/8617\/2433\/files\/Issue_2_bundle.jpg?v=1761595377"},{"product_id":"absurd-vortex-t-shirt","title":"ABSURD VORTEX T-SHIRT","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW218843829 BCX0\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW218843829 BCX0\"\u003eBlack short sleeve Absurd Vortex T-Shirt. 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